I det letbenede, men underholdende hjørne - en liste fra sidste år, som jeg grinte en del af:Dwayne Johnson's next 26 films decoded
"Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson currently has 26 movies in development. That is a staggering amount of work, possibly equalled only by crippling-debt-era Nicolas Cage. On paper, it looks like a tremendous amount of resources will go into developing all of these scripts. In reality, though, that’s unlikely to be the case, because Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson only really makes three types of film: the ironic action comedy, the kids movie and the disaster epic. In fact, you can probably guess what happens in all of those forthcoming films just by looking at their names."
Her et år senere passer deres forudsigelser ret godt indtil videre Baywatch
Well, this is easy. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson stars in an ironic action-comedy remake of a beloved piece of entertainment, in this case a TV series.Jumanji
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson stars in an ironic action-comedy remake of a beloved piece of entertainment, in this case a kids’ film.
Og fremadrettet:San Andreas 2
Sequel to San Andreas. Just when Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has finished putting the world back together after the events of the first film, it’s destroyed again by another earthquake. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson vows to dig to the centre of the earth and punch some magma in the mouth.Alpha Squad Seven
Tricky. Since this film has a number in the title, it could be a gritty wartime drama. Then again, Alpha Squad Seven abbreviates to ASS so it’s probably an ironic action comedy.
"I can't make out whether you're bloody bad-mannered
, or just half-witted."